Traders joking, the beginning - page 669

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Following the vote, British Prime Minister David Cameron actually resigned, saying that the country needs new leadership. An American was like, “Can you start here next January?”

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That thing with the tiny rug can't be real, can it? Wow.

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I love this thread.

PS: A toast is still a toast is still a toast. Love is actually no incredience, spit yes. If she had spitted on it she won't write him the note, right? Very cool anyway.

John Seekers
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Tourists visiting New York City are being warned about "fake monks" on the street who wear orange robes and demand money. Quick tip - if they stab you . . . fake monk.

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A new porn site is donating a penny to charity each time someone watches one of their porn videos. So finally, a reason to watch porn.

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 Washington, D.C. A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!" "You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."
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Just yesterday, Rio's acting governor warned the Olympics could be a "big failure," which is actually an improvement, because until yesterday, it looked like a massive catastrophe.