Traders joking, the beginning - page 675

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There is Brexit joke I would like to share:

 Colonizes half the world

Complains about immigrants. 

 
Yesterday members of Congress left Washington for a seven-week vacation. Even the Kardashians are like, “From what?”

 
 
People preparing for work make enough noise that sleeping through it is not exactly easy, but I agree with the principle of it.
 
After Jeb Bush’s decision not to attend this week’s Republican National Convention, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich called him a “bad loser.” Said Jeb, “Actually I’m a great loser! I do it all the time! It’s what I’m best at!”


 
 
Last night Trump and Pence gave their first joint interview on "60 Minutes" — of course, the same amount of time Trump spent learning about Mike Pence before choosing him.


 
 

 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'

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