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Haiku.
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Kato, Shuson
I kill an ant
and realize my three children
have been watching.
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Issa. (1762-1826).
A man, just one -
also a fly, just one -
in the huge drawing room.
And it is my favourite:
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Shiki, Masaoka. (1867-1902).
After killing
a spider, how lonely I feel
in the cold of night!
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suicide
Suicide
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to
Jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity and he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?" & So, she does, with a deep tongue kiss. After she's finished the biker
says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent
you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
utterly dissapointed
One time, when I am new to forex, my dear friend tell me " use 20 period bollinger bands".
Only new to using mt4, it take a while for me to learn to adjust the bands to 20.
My mistake I put in the adjustments of -20 shift by accident LOL
Well, next I look at the chart (see picture) and I am convinced I find the grail that is Holy!!!! Even call my girlfriend "honey, we will be rich!!" Everytime price pierced outter band is 100%!
Since it was weekend, I have no idea that -20 cannot be traded, LOL
Well, Monday come around to live market, and I think "where did the first 20 of the bands go? LOL
Lets just say I wish I could have gone back in time 20 hours, literally!
Maybe between trades can go to the local mall and test lip balm!
YouTube - kissing monkeys(very funny)
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
The man said, 'I do, Father.'
The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'
Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.
'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'
The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'
it could be changed to
Do you want to be a charlie sheen religious father, if so , stand next to that wall and put your act together
TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...
10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
5. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
3. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
it could be changed to Do you want to be a charlie sheen religious father, if so , stand next to that wall and put your act together
Charlie Sheen, senior, had over 12,750 wemen.
Charlie, junior, only 3,500 but he is still yuong.
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I just remember good song from some movie:
If You Have No Aunt
If you have no home
It won't be set on fire
And your wife won't leave you for another
If you don't, if you don't
If you don't have any wife
Don't have any wife.
Orchestra rumbles with basses,
The trumpet player blows his horn
Think by yourself, decide on your own
To have or not to have,
To have or not to have.
If you have no dog
Your neighbor won't poison it.
And with your friend you won't fight,
If you don't have any friend.
If you have no aunt
You won't loose her
And if you're not living
Then you won't have to die
If you have no aunt
Your neighbor won't poison her
And your wife won't leave you for another
If you don't have any friend.
ND,
That is real live...
People hate you, they are jealous if you have $1 more,
better car, nice house, etc.
That is live...
Bongo