Traders joking, the beginning - page 60

William Snyder
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William Snyder  
trader689
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trader689  

whats the first thing you would do if you made a million in forex?

GoldfingerPro
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GoldfingerPro  

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.

He reduced his altitude and saw a man below.

"Excuse me, but can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but

I don't know where I am," he said.

The man below replied: "You are in a hot air balloon

hovering approximately 30 ft above the ground.

You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and

between 56 and 57 degrees West longitude."

To which the balloonist replied:

"You must be a broker." To which the man on the ground said:

"I am, but how did you know?"

The reply came from above: "Everything you told me is

technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your

information, and the fact is I'm still lost.

Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The man below responded: "You must be a trader."

To which the balloonist replied: "Yes, I am, but how did you know?"

To which the man on the ground said: "You don't know where you

are or where you are going. You have risen to your current position

due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have

no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem.

The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in

before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

GoldfingerPro
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GoldfingerPro  

There was an investor who had three girlfriends, but he didn't know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total make over with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the investor, 'I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.'

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, 'I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.'

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, 'I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.'

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and then decided. Q: Who did the investor marry?

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GoldfingerPro
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GoldfingerPro  

Bull Market:

Is a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

Bear Market:

Is a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.

Bear:

What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you.

Bull:

What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter.

GoldfingerPro
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GoldfingerPro  

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

GoldfingerPro
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GoldfingerPro  
GoldfingerPro
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GoldfingerPro  

# Q. How did all the daytraders manage to fit under the limbo bar at their party?

A. They had all gone short.

# Q. How come the congo line kept breaking up at the daytrader's party?

A. Not many of them were willing to go long.

# Q. Why couldn't the Daytraders agree where they meet to get together?

A. They all wanted to keep their Options open until the last minute.

Sergey Golubev
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Sergey Golubev  

As we are having almost 2 persons daily who are going to this way (making 10 spam posts to make final 11th commercial post with attachment) so I want to remind this joke:

newdigital:
10 posts anti-spam rules.

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1st post: "Hello"

2nd post: "Hi"

3rd post: "Why"

4th post: "Hmmmmm"

5th post: "What is your drawdown?"

6th post: "Is it profitable"

7th post: "Thanks"

8th post: "Thank you so much"

9th post: "I like it too"

10th post: "I do not like it"

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1st post: "Hi"

2nd post: "jajajaja"

3rd post: "hmmmmm"

4th post: "You are right"

5th post: "You are not right"

6th post: "I agree"

7th post: "I disagree"

8th post: "Can you send me a proof?"

9th post: "Can you send me this EA?"

10th post: "Do I really need to pay money for your EA?!!!!"

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Posts deleted, member banned.

What is wrong with anti-spam rules?

It is every day and almost 2 times in a day ...

So, may be - it is not a joke anymore

1 time? joke

2 times? joke.

10 times? "is it joke?! why areyou repeating same joke 10 times?"

100 times?

1,000 times? no joke anymore ...

FXMan77
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FXMan77  
newdigital:
As we are having almost 2 persons daily who are going to this way (making 10 spam posts to make final 11th commercial post with attachment) so I want to remind this joke:

It is every day and almost 2 times in a day ...

So, may be - it is not a joke anymore

1 time? joke

2 times? joke.

10 times? "is it joke?! why areyou repeating same joke 10 times?"

100 times?

1,000 times? no joke anymore ...

Hi ND,

This is no joke, maybe...

Somebody can try but only on Demo.

I made few changes.

Profit Factor= 2.35 (not so big)

Max. Drawdown=1.41% ( that is very good)

TF=H1;

Bongo

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