Traders joking, the beginning - page 61

Sergey Golubev
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Sergey Golubev  

Looks like as the swap collector

FXMan77
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FXMan77  
newdigital:
Looks like as the swap collector

Not realy, you have two more gess.

I'm joking...

ForexFrontier
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ForexFrontier  

I thought this was pretty good...

Jokes about traders etc at analyticalQ

xx3xxx
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xx3xxx  

easier to trade for profit this way

turn your notebook monitor the other way round -- upside down

How "Maths" Ruined the investment

just like, why you want a fragrance , it is a hype , like coco No5

you want it because it sounds famous -- HYPE

I am a strong believer on some people got the forex instinct, some people got the stock instinct

if you lost, you might got the suck lottery instinct, you know you will sure lost, why you put your money for a ticket

technical chart are all correct, but the market stagnant price level won't let you see the HYPE easily

not hot air, I disagree, unlike stock market

but I think you refer to the HYPE-- like now , the hottest hype is will aussie reach PAR next week

AfricanSky
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AfricanSky  

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Greek village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.

The American complimented the Greek on the quality of his fish and asked, "How long does it take to catch them?" The Greek replied: "Only a little while."

The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Greek said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs. The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Greek fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play cards with my friends, I have a full and busy life."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats.

Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution.

You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Athens, then London and eventually New York where you will run your expanding enterprise."

The Greek fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?" To which the American replied, "15-25 years."

"But what then?" The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions ... Then what?" The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play cards with your friends."

StevenLoco
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StevenLoco  

A trader was travelling along in a hot air balloon, when all of a sudden hot air started escaping from the balloon. The balloon strayed off course and rapidly descended, hitting the ground and ending up in the middle of a paddock.

The trader looked around the paddock but had no idea where he was. Suddenly, a man approached the balloon and asked the trader if he could help him. The trader said yes, and asked the man if he could tell him where he was. The man answered eagerly "you are in a hot air balloon, in the middle of a paddock". The trader replied, "oh, you must be an accountant". The man smiled and said "yes, how did you know?". "Because" explained the trader, "whilst everything you say is perfectly true, it is of absolutely no use to me whatsoever".

brooky29
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brooky29  

New M1 Traders Workstation

New workstation for scalpers and minute traders :-)

qwertymyfx
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qwertymyfx  
brooky29:
New workstation for scalpers and minute traders :-)

Lol, my kind of workstation!

smn
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smn  

seniority

qwertymyfx
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qwertymyfx  
smn:
seniority

i'm sure you're a senior member indeed. Been here 3 years and posted just the once. Lol.