Traders joking, the beginning - page 402

[Essam Afifi Abdel Latif Mohame]

Pava:
Have a Coke & a Smile: Ukraine-related Sanctions; Publication of Executive Order 13662 Sectoral Sanctions Identifications List

What is This Ukraine....???????

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[pavaka]

it affects you directly...

Essam:
What is This Ukraine....??????? ***************00

[seekers]

The number of pot delivery services has tripled in the last three years because more states are easing their marijuana laws. And the first person who figures out how to combine that with a pizza delivery service will be our country's first trillionaire.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

President Obama called German Chancellor Angela Merkel yesterday to talk about improving relations with our country after this latest spying scandal. Obama made her a pretty good offer. He said, "Look, we'll stop spying if we can borrow your soccer team."

[pavaka]

"Hamas claims that 90% of their Kassam rockets managed to hit Iron Dome interceptor rockets."

[pavaka]

this is no joke...compare 2 crash sites...today's with another in PA...like totally!

[seekers]

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is in Iowa campaigning at a big cookout because this is what you do if you want to be president. He's out there all day telling people the hotdog line is closed for a traffic study.

[seekers]

Now the FCC wants to update the Emergency Alert System so the president can interrupt any TV program. "We interrupt this program so the president can tell America what he had for lunch: a good bowl of matzo ball soup. This concludes today's presidential lunch update."

[pavaka]