Traders joking, the beginning - page 54

Sergey Golubev
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Sergey Golubev  

Some friend sent email to me with the following (see below).

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For all you lovers of the English language ----

You Think English is Easy???

Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Sergey Golubev
Moderator
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Sergey Golubev  

"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

"Never trade luck for skill."

"I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous."

Sergey Golubev
Moderator
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Sergey Golubev  

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza.

Frankierulez
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Frankierulez  
newdigital:
Look on the image. If something is moving here very fast it means that you are under stress. And you are fully under stress if the movement is very fast.

If nothing is moving for you on those images - you are almost dead.

oh my god, now I feel bad!!!!!

fxbs
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fxbs  
newdigital:
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza.

that make sence

p.s. teribal rashn aksent, ND (terrible russian accent [old engl])

sanzaru
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sanzaru  

This is one of the reason I love trading. The quickest way to find out either you're God or Dog.

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Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.

I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before

There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.

1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%

2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%

3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%

From Dimgroup.com

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Just another jokes

Michel
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Michel  

The market might change

Hello, Michel! We've noticed that you've not made any post on Forum for quite some time now. We encourage you to take some time to post something and enjoy from the great feedback of our community.

Ya Ya, here it is:

Any great feedback ???

Files:
cockeyedcowboy
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cockeyedcowboy  

New way, noise removal. And, who says you can't trade from the middle of the chart?

This is the pound this morning 15M chart taken about 30 minutes from post time

edit added the second screen shot of just the noise that was removed from the price

Marcel Corzo
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Marcel Corzo  
Michel:
Ya Ya, here it is: Any great feedback ???

Pleeeeaaseeee, e-mail me your EA.... I'll stop to trade right in the middle top...

Marcel Corzo
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Marcel Corzo  

Nfp

Lately Non-Farm Payrolls seems like Outer-Space payrolls...