Traders joking, the beginning - page 52

 

One Country that may save the world...$100 trillion banknote

Zimbabwe introduces $100 trillion banknote

 

Trading system costs $750,000

This guy is selling his system for $750,000 on ebay. Ok, is it me or is this the most rediculous thing you have ever heard of. It still has a 20 -30% drawdown. not worth alost a million dollars..

Bartrader Home Page... M & S Sarullo

 

hi

it should $7.5 ..ebay made a mistake I thing

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Forex Indicators Collection

 

Fun Forex Pratice

Here a link that you predict how the market is going to move. It good for some practice and you can win some prizes which is always cool

FutureGame: Predict and win.

Good Luck!

 
MiniMe:
a new approach to take screen shots

Practical application

 

Haiku.

Haiku - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Continuing.

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Shiki, Masaoka. (1867-1902).

After killing

a spider, how lonely I feel

in the cold of night!

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Kato, Shuson

I kill an ant

and realize my three children

have been watching.

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Issa. (1762-1826).

A man, just one -

also a fly, just one -

in the huge drawing room.

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Chris Spruck

Faceless, just numbered.

Lone pixel in the bitmap-

I, anonymous.

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James Dolan

Dallas summer song:

cicadas whir, the

sirens call

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Rik Jespersen

Server's poor response

Not quick enough for browser.

Timed out, plum blossom.

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Jason Axley

Login incorrect.

Only perfect spellers may

enter this system.

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Charles Matthews

This site has been moved.

We'd tell you where, but then we'd

have to delete you.

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James Lopez

A crash reduces

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

 
newdigital:
...

Jason Axley

Login incorrect.

Only perfect spellers may

enter this system.

:):)

It reminded me on something a friend of mine sent me few days ago :

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interesting

 

Spelling checker

MY WIFE TOLD ME THIS HAS BEEN AROUND FOREVER, I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT AND MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE HASN'T!!!!!!!

Eye halve a spelling chequer

I have a spelling checker.

It came with my pea sea.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in it's weigh.

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen

eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour

spelling mite decline,

And if we're lacks oar have a laps,

We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flair,

Their are no fault's with in my cite,

Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,

It does knot bring a tier.

My pay purrs awl due glad den

With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should be proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,

Such soft wear four pea seas,

And why eye brake in two averse

Buy righting too pleas.

-- Sauce Unknown