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The kids band The Wiggles announced they will play a reunion concert next year — for adults only. You can buy tickets at ImACreep.biz.
 

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A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

 
In an interview with Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan, Hillary said that her biggest guilty pleasure is chocolate. Which then got awkward when she winked at Michael Strahan.
 

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It's the start of the holiday season, everyone! Right now, millions of parents across the nation are checking their credit card statements and saying, "How much is my kid REALLY worth?" "Todd's been good this year, but he hasn't been new Xbox good. He’s been iTunes gift card good."
 
Donald Trump’s popular "Make America Great Again" hats are actually made at a California factory that employs Mexican immigrants. Even more embarrassing for Trump, his hair is made by Syrian refugees.
 
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