Traders joking, the beginning - page 605

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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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The who is who for Euro : Draghi does not like it too much

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Bernie Sanders has gotten a lot of attention for a meeting he had with outspoken activist/rapper Killer Mike. It looks like killer Mike could wear Bernie in a Baby Bjorn. How are you going to stand up to Vladimir Putin when you look like you need a booster seat?
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The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.

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Right now, all the ISIS Facebook accounts are posting messages like "Guys, I think I've been hacked. If you got a message from me saying, ‘I love America,’ that wasn't me. Clearly, I hate America. You guys know me."
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And over on the Republican side, Jeb Bush recently hired a speech coach to help him speak more forcefully and emotionally. You can tell - before, he was like, “I don't really want to run for president,” but NOW, he's like “I SAID I DON'T WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!! I'M SICK OF IT! I'M OUT!”
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