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Apple announced a plan to create 1,000 new jobs in Ireland. Irish people were excited, until Apple told them, "It’s a Genius Bar, not a Guinness Bar."
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GOP candidate Carly Fiorina is being criticized for repeatedly changing the story of how she met Vladimir Putin, where they met, and what they talked about. In other words, they DEFINITELY met on Tinder.
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If renting a mom isn't for you, but you still want to feel like a kid again, don't worry because someone in Brooklyn is offering enrollment in a preschool for adults.
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Today at Starbucks, they refused to give me a cup that had "Happy Thursday" printed on it. I’m thinking of starting a boycott.
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Why is it that any time you have "Adult" before something, it immediately becomes creepy or sad or both? Think about it. Adult bookstore. Adult diapers. Adult Michael Jackson.
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