Traders joking, the beginning - page 599

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Ben Carson apparently has a painting of himself with Jesus. When he heard this, Larry King said, "Big deal, I have a selfie with Jesus."

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In a recent interview, Jeb Bush said that his 91-year-old dad doesn't give him much advice and instead, just drinks martinis and gets massages all day. When asked how many martinis he drinks, the massage therapist said, "As many as possible before I massage a 91-year-old man."

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Donald Trump said if he becomes president, Americans will be "saying Merry Christmas again." Which may be true, but if he becomes president, we’ll be saying it from our new homes in Canada.

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President Obama now has a personal Facebook page where he says he wants to have real conversations about issues. In other words, he’s new to Facebook.

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The World Giving Index released a report yesterday that found for the first time ever, men are more likely than women to donate money to charity. And even MORE likely to donate to Charity's friends Crystal, Bambi, and Cinnamon.