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A marine biologist in California discovered a very rare 12-pound lobster. He said he planned to return the lobster to the ocean. But today he was seen buying 12 pounds of butter.

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According to a survey, the most popular Christmas song of all time is "Silent Night." The least popular? "Joy Behar to the World." Or "We Three Kardashians." What about "I Saw Mommy Kissing Bill Cosby."

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The restaurant chain Joe's Crab Shack is under fire after its location in Colorado Springs accidentally served alcohol to a bunch of young children. Which explains why the karaoke bar had so many sign-ups for songs from “Frozen.”

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This morning President Obama met with Britain's Prince William in the Oval Office. It was a meeting between a symbolic ruler with no real power and the future king of England.

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At the White House yesterday, they kicked off Computer Science Education Week. Students gave tutorials on computer code and President Obama sat down and wrote one. All his program does is draw a box, which he's hoping he can crawl into and hide in for the rest of his term.

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