Traders joking, the beginning - page 466

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The "Star Wars" movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

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Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.

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Nobody knows Jesus' exact birthday because he refuses to sign up for Facebook.

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The Kris and Bruce Jenner divorce was made official today. They ask only that the media allow them to handle this family matter publicly.

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The White House hosted its annual Hanukkah party and everything was going great until Biden pulled on a rabbi's beard and said, "You're not Santa."