Traders joking, the beginning - page 457

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Today is Vice President Joe Biden's birthday! Biden started the day with a dance party and a big piece of cake, and then he remembered it was his birthday.

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Germany has overtaken the United States as the world's favorite country. Germany is the most popular country in the world. That is one hell of a comeback.

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Charles Manson is marrying a woman in prison. Manson is 80 and his bride-to-be is 26 years old. He swept her right off her feet. It's probably because he carved a swastika in his forehead. Chicks dig that.

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I fear there will be Black Friday on Tuesday in Ferguson...100% off all merchandise!...

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сегодня день рождения вице-президента джо байдена! байден начал день с танцевальной вечеринки и большой кусок пирога, а потом вспомнил, что у него день рождения.

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There will be no Kardashian family Christmas card this year because they couldn't decide on an appropriate photo. I thought, when did the word "appropriate" ever have anything to do with that family?

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Here in New York City they are converting telephone booths into Wi-Fi hot spots. Because we have very few phone booths left, Clark Kent — Superman — has to use the men's room at Starbucks.