Traders joking, the beginning - page 460

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Germany has overtaken the United States as the world's favorite country. Germany is the most popular country in the world. That is one hell of a comeback

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You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.

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There are reports that President Obama has finally found a nominee to replace Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel. His nominee is named Ashton Carter. Which sounds less like a defense secretary and more like the member of a boy band.

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In Washington, the U.S. House passed a bill unanimously. Every single member of both parties voted for it. What was it? To deny Social Security benefits to Nazis. So from now on, no SS for the SS.

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A political action committee trying to raise money for a 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign is selling “Ready for Hillary” champagne glasses and Christmas ornaments. Because if one thing improves the holidays, it's drinking mixed with politics.

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