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for traders who did not make it...

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It is estimated that there is a need for 370 trained burial teams in the three countries with widespread and intense transmission. As of 18 October, only 140 (38%) of trained teams were on the ground, including 34 teams in Guinea, 50 teams in Liberia, and 56 in Sierra Leone. In Guinea, 57% (34 of 60) of planned burial teams were active. In Sierra Leone 56% (50 of 90) of teams were active, while 25% of teams were active in Liberia (55 out of 220).

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Yesterday a couple of guys busted into a store here in the neighborhood and stole $2 million worth of money and watches. The police described them as armed and punctual.

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The heroic New York doctor who caught Ebola has been declared Ebola free. President Obama called the doctor to thank him for his selflessness and compassion. Then to be safe, Obama threw his phone in a trash can and lit it on fire.

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In Beaumont, California, two people have lined up over two weeks early at Best Buy for Black Friday. The two people said they're hoping to get a great deal on a life.

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Developers are working on a new app that gives you a 10-second warning before an earthquake. The app is called "Too Late."

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A teenager in Arkansas was arrested after he was caught driving without a license on his way to the DMV to take a driving test, tried to flee, and crashed into a police car. On the plus side, it sounds like he was probably going to fail anyway.