The real measure of wealth is how will you be worth, after you will lost all of your money.
I understand there’s a lot of celebrating going on at Buckingham Palace right now. I just hope they’re able to get up for work tomorrow.
It finally happened. Kate Middleton gave birth to a baby boy. The baby weighed about eight pounds. Americans were like, "How much is that in dollars?"
Detroit filed for bankruptcy Friday listing eighteen billion dollars in municipal debt and pensions it can't pay. The declining business revenues can't support government services. President Obama just told reporters that if he had a city it would look like Detroit.
The royal baby has left the hospital. He will now go to one of the royal estates, where he will rest comfortably — for the next 80 years.
According to a new study, lying gets easier over time. People get better at lying the more they do it. See, that's why you have to have term limits.