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There have been seven fence jumps now at the White House so far this year. Maybe it's time the president gives Joe Biden a key.

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Last night, someone jumped the White House fence again. See, the problem is, if the pizza doesn't get to Obama in 30 minutes, it's free. And that comes out of their paycheck.

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Today in New York, a schoolteacher celebrated her 100th birthday. All of her students hid in the classroom and surprised her with a big party. They were hiding and they shouted, "Surprise!" May she rest in peace.

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Due to a technical glitch, Taylor Swift's new single was released as eight seconds of static, and it still went to No. 1 on iTunes.

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A new report claims that by the year 2020 the marijuana industry could be bigger than the NFL. Either way, it's a good time to be in the couch business.

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