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Today the Obama administration announced the 140 people selected from across the country to participate in the fall White House internship program. Unlike the White House itself, the internship program is very hard to get into.
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It's hard to believe but they say we have more rats here in L.A. than they have in New York City. I guess we're so focused on taking care of the Kardashian infestation that we forgot about the rats.
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Colorado police are worried that children on Halloween might mistakenly eat edible marijuana. Marijuana is legal there and includes candies and baked goods. You can tell if your kid is high if he won't stop asking "Why?" when you answer his questions, or if he believes he has an imaginary friend.
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say it ain't so: MarketWatch ‏@MarketWatch · 5m5 minutes ago

Joe Biden's son was discharged from the Navy Reserve after testing positive for cocaine: [link to on.mktw.net]

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Another marriage ad slogan is: "Marriage — look how happy your parents turned out." And finally: "Marriage — because happy people are annoying."
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Last night the governor of Florida refused to come out for a debate. He was upset that his opponent had a fan under the podium to keep cool. Now a governor and a fan are very different, of course. One oscillates back and forth, blowing hot air in everybody's face. And the other one is a fan.
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