Traders joking, the beginning - page 435

[seekers]

If you do bend the phone, wrap it around your wrist and tell people it's the Apple Watch. You'll be the first one to have it.

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[seekers]

The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather — because what can go wrong when you combine the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen?

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[seekers]

It's quite a responsibility for the president to address the U.N. Yesterday he spoke on climate change. Today he spoke on terrorism. And tomorrow he talks about how to buy real estate with no money down.

[seekers]

The Department of Defense unveiled a new policy that will let undocumented immigrants serve in the military. Is it me, or does that just sound like a sneaky way to get rid of immigrants?

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[thenews]

Britons spend more on drugs and prostitutes than beer and wine - Telegraph

[seekers]

Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a baby girl. And get this, she's already said her first word: "Iowa.”

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