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They just announced that the budget deficit has shrunk to "only" $486 billion, which is the lowest it’s been since President Obama took office. Obama said, “Well, I guess we'll just have to work harder . . . Wait, is that good news?"
 

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This week a spokesman for Harry Reid said that even though Joe Biden makes a lot of mistakes, he is still able to connect and tell us what's on his mind. That sounds less like a vice president and more like a chimpanzee that knows sign language.
 

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They're now putting in speed bumps too. For years in New York City it was just pedestrians.
 

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iPhone 6 - Bend It Like Beckham!

 
They're getting ready for Halloween at the White House. The pumpkins they're carving came out of Michelle Obama's garden. She raised the pumpkins, and the knife they’re using to carve came from a guy who hopped over the fence.
 

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