Traders joking, the beginning - page 552

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It's embarrassing when you complement someone on a costume and they say, "It's not a costume."

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.

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The new "Star Wars" movie was directed by J.J. Abrams. "Star Wars" fans were very excited until they realized that J.J. stands for Jar Jar.

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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

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One of the contestants during last night’s Miss USA Pageant said she wished Oprah Winfrey was eligible to replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill. To which Oprah responded, “They make $10 bills?”

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