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Scrap, by the way, was never found.
Yeah, they couldn't find the crowbar, but the other one didn't need to, the crowbar came to him .......
Nothing will happen if the scrap is a one-off.
But if we start a flash mob.....
Like, train #X, at HH enter the toilet and at MM minutes flush the crowbar down the toilet.
That would be different.
Or even a global flash mob. Don't bother with the train number, enter the toilet at HH and run the crowbar down the toilet at MM minutes.
"I am a complete idiot. I broke the Euro-2012 ball".
In Dnipropetrovsk, mall security guards forced hooligans to stand with these signs all day.
A large plastic football ball for Euro 2012 was installed outside one of the shopping centres. But there were people who did not have the energy to see the beauty.
"A couple of local kids decided to play with the ball. But the vandals were caught by the mall's security. The protection offered them: either pay for damage (the ball costs $17 000) or stand all day with a dishonorable sign. The hooligans chose the latter. From morning until evening, the accomplices stood at the scene of the crime with banners reading: "I am a complete idiot. Smashed the Euro 2012 ball" and bravely endured mocking glances from passers-by.
That was the end of the story. But at night, other hooligans - three drunken vandals - came to the ball. The police arrested them. What punishment they will face - will be known later. Meanwhile, the ball, damaged by hooligans, was patched up and placed under round-the-clock guard.
("KP-Dnipropetrovsk")(here)
"I'm a complete idiot. Smashed the Euro 2012 ball".