[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 835
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Definitely a credit to nettlesome!!!
That's cool.
Only the eyes should stand backwards. :)
- I walk by the rubbish bins yesterday and see two huge rats fighting, and nearby, huddled up against the wall, a cat is sitting there, looking at them in horror.
- Apparently, the cat was being shared...
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The new social networking site VDurke - you can reply to yourself in the comments.
Schizophrenics love it!
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- Honey, why don't I change my hair, slick it back?
- Are you out of your mind?! Where's the hair and where's the butt?!
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- Where are you going, Ivan-Tsarevich?
- To a clear field. My father told me to shoot an arrow at whose yard the arrow will fall, and take the bride there.
- But why did he bolt a grenade to the arrow?
- I don't want to get married.
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I'm waiting in line at the vet clinic.
From behind the door:
- WHO'S THE FATHER OF THE NEAPOLITAN SCHNAUZER?
- Я!
Leaves.
Pause.
A voice from somewhere behind:
- And you say I'm a pervert.
- 13 indeed...
- Look at the pattern: this year it's 3 Friday the 13th. January, April, July, multiply 3x13=39, now look - 39+627=666, I got that number, the devil's year!
- 627 is the number?
- Well it's to get the 666. I just can't do it without it.