[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 291

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I suggest we go to SPAM and vote :) Since no one checked in for removal there, I assume it wasn't the "people's" moderators who removed it, but from above :)

upgrade I'm all for a good old-fashioned shoving, - but in a separate secluded place :)

 
No one is going to defecate in a designated area.) That's utopia.
 
alexx_v:
No one is going to defecate in a designated area.) That's utopia.
It's voluntary and compulsory :)
 
Yeah! Like: Gentlemen!!! Carry your shit in your hand!
 
 
 

We drank to Zoya...


 
Integer:
There is one dubious point in this article about Zoya - she could not be moved. It begs the question - did they try to lift her up to transfer her to the hospital? This is the point that raises doubts about the authenticity of the events.
On this theme bearded joke came to mind - in the USA there was a competition between Russian grandfather who would stay longer. He won - as in the first world war, he was concussed and still is standing! :-))
 

Actually, I think if the professors were invited to this Zoya, they must have tried to lift her up. If, say, she was glued to the floor in a miraculous way, they probably would have known to saw her out along with a piece of the floor. If they had not sawed it out, it must have been more complicated, perhaps it levitated divinely and was rigidly fixed in space relative to the ground by divine forces.

And if they didn't try to saw it out and lift it up, maybe a protective spell had been cast on it? And it was not a divine force that intervened, but witches.

Why not? If we're going to get into this kind of trouble.

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