[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 296

 
Abzasc:
The subject of Zoe's boobs was left unsolved... pity :)

i just thought... she'd make the perfect wife.
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sever30:

and I thought... she'd make a perfect wife.

In the middle of the living room?

Walking out in the dark in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom...

 
Abzasc:

In the middle of the living room?

You go to the bathroom at night in the dark, and you hit your beloved...


Yeah, you go for a wee, do a wee...
 
sever30:

and I thought... she'd make the perfect wife.

This is the second day you've been going at it. Yesterday you were hitting on Sveta, today you're already settling for Zoya. I dread to think what you'll want tomorrow.
 
Mischek:

This is the second day you've been going at it. Yesterday you were hitting on Sveta, today you're hitting on Zoya, I dread to think what you'll want tomorrow.

romantic mood:)
 
sever30:

romantic mood :)

You mean wife and child on holiday?
 
Mischek:

You mean the wife and child are on holiday?

almost :))) visiting grandma :)
 

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Helps you come back down to earth :-)

 
xeon:


It helps to come down to the wrong side of the world :-)

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