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A company has created a line of non-alcoholic wines for cats containing catnip, water, and organic beet juice for owners who want to drink with their pets. Said the cats, “Yeah … I actually have a thing tonight.”

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Seventy-two new emojis came out today, and I saw that one of the new emojis is a pregnant woman. Apparently it’s the emoji you get nine months after texting, “You up?”

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I read that 62% of Colorado high school students say that they had never used marijuana. Which raises the question, how stoned were the high school students who admitted to smoking marijuana?

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There are less traders jokes than the normal one. I think you all need to share some more traders joke.
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Nearly 1 million adults in the U.S. are in a same-sex marriage. That’s compared to the nearly 40 million adults in a no-sex marriage.