Traders joking, the beginning - page 616

krelian99
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krelian99  

The average German has 98 times sex a year. So I have a lot of work to do on the last 5 days.

mntiwana
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mntiwana  

means a bit less than once after every three days,cool,so you was busy in fixing and finalizing your yearly targeted quota forcefully,i can guess and estimate your physical situation now ,if there was no stop loss or trailing stop loss,even no break even,you may care in red news....i am really sorry you are not allowed and validate to move your annual package to next year .... and i am feeling much sad and worry about the person who was the responsible participant.:p

krelian99
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krelian99  

Yes, poor person ;-)

BTW, why has Santa Clause such a big sack? - Because he comes only once per year.

tim079
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tim079  

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seekers
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seekers  

A Forex trader walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him:

WAITER: Should I cut it into four pieces or six pieces?

Trader: I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into six pieces

tim079
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tim079  

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seekers
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seekers  

Christmas is such a cruel joke on gamers.

You get a stack of the hottest games this season and you have to spend the day with your family
tim079
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tim079  

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seekers
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seekers  

'I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for my wife. '

Best epitaph I've ever seen on a headstone.

tim079
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tim079  

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