Traders joking, the beginning - page 615

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Scientists are saying that an asteroid over a mile wide is going to pass by Earth on Christmas Eve, but they say it PROBABLY won't hit the Earth. Then the scientists were like, “Anyway, happy holidays, everyone!”
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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Had the best Christmas dinner I have ever had today.

Gave the wife the day off and cooked it myself.
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If Europe bans teens under 16 from social media, it will only benefit paedophiles.

"Look at all these 16 year olds with the body of a 12 year old!"
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