Traders joking, the beginning - page 592

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Starbucks is adding a new feature to their drive-through locations, video screens. So that way you can see the person misspell your name on the cup while it's happening. Video screens will be added to 2,400 Starbucks which I think is how many we have on this block.

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The University of Louisville is being accused of luring basketball recruits to the school with strippers and prostitutes. To be fair, college ball is supposed to prepare them for life in the NBA.

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Scientists are reportedly testing a new anti-aging drug that could lengthen the lives of dogs. Wouldn't that be great? And even better, shorten the lives of cats.

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