Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.
Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird. If you're married, it's actually located in your wife's brain.
Thieves have stolen a half a million dollars' worth of Red Bull. They're described as armed, dangerous, and ready to go.
Job opportunities : CIA - Inspector General - Special Agent/Investigator
when I used to work as a female stripper...I also was hiding what I do for a living from my family...
RECESSION is when your neighbor looses job.
DEPRESSION is when you loose your job.
and RECOVERY is when Obama looses his.
The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight. The bad news? The person sitting next to you will be able to make cellphone calls during your flight.