Traders joking, the beginning - page 581

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Lawyers for Guantanamo Bay prisoner Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani have revealed that he used to have an Ashley Madison account. He was already gittin’ some but he wanted to Gitmo.

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Bernie Sanders popularity is surprising because he's a self-described socialist, who would also be our oldest president ever. The man is 74-years-old. That's five years older than Donald Trump and 50 years older than anyone Trump would marry.

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In politics, an expert is saying that Donald Trump's handwriting reveals he is prone to anger and fear. After hearing about it, Trump was furious and then he got scared.

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A man is in bed beside his wife of thirty years. Feeling romantic, he says, “I’m about to make you the happiest woman on the planet.”

His wife says, “That's wonderful, Dear. I’ll miss you.”

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[Ari Goldman]

haha talking about bad decision making right in the above post lol

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A company in Japan has released a robot that's able to simulate some emotion. Either that or Hillary Clinton just made a surprise visit to Japan.