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Today Donald Trump said he doesn't believe in climate change. He said if there's a hole in the ozone layer, just comb some ozone from another part over it.

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Facebook went down briefly today, which means that for several minutes all across the country, something got done.

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While he was in Washington, the Pope gave a major speech to Congress, and asked them to accept immigrants as their own children. Then congressmen were like, "Eh, we've already got enough children our wives don't know about.”

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Please, please sit down. Now please stand up. Now kneel. Now stand up again. Sorry, I've got Pope fever!

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Our entire show is dedicated to Pope Francis' historic visit to the U.S. It's an hour long, so it might be the shortest Catholic service you'll ever sit through.

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