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Scott Walker’s campaign slogan is “Reform. Growth. Safety.” Which is actually similar to Donald Trump's new slogan: “Mexico. Money. Crazy.”

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Today Donald Trump's official Twitter account accidentally tweeted a photo of him that also had images of Nazis in it. The Nazis are furious.

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They apparently put the ashes of the scientists who discovered Pluto in the spaceship. We sent the ashes of a dead guy into space. Isn't that what mobsters do when they send a toe or a finger? This doesn't seem like a friendly gesture. It seems like a threat, doesn't it?

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A man in Colorado was driving with a cousin who refused to get out of the car. So he called the police and they found her in the car along with 16 pounds of meth. Isn't the first rule of having 16 pounds of meth in your car to never call the police?

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President Obama said yesterday that education is the key to reducing the prison population. Though apparently power tools also work.

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