President Obama's got a big retreat coming up. He invited all his Cabinet members to Camp David. Unfortunately, Joe Biden couldn't make the retreat because he's in Asia. That's because Obama told him the retreat was in Asia.
Seven women have come forward to say they’ve been sexually harassed by San Diego Mayor Bob Filner. The mayor has agreed to intensive rehab therapy. They say it’s a 12-step program. Here’s a simple 12-step program: Just stay 12 steps away from all women.
Happy birthday to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's 66 years old today. It was an odd celebration. Arnold didn't really get excited until after the party when the maids came to clean up.
...a little late for a joke while half of the World is sleeping...but then if I wait another 12 hours the other half will fall asleep too...
"here we go: U.S PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS APPROVED MILITARY INTERVENTION IN SYRIA (via @italianpolitics)"
A new poll came out and says that most Democrats think Anthony Weiner has basically lost his mind. Weiner said, "The important thing is I haven't lost my phone."
Seeing as soft porn is now allowed