Hawaii has a new service that they hope will reduce the homeless population. What they do is buy the homeless people a one-way ticket back home. I don't know how you can go home if you're homeless.
Lindsey Lohan got out of rehab, and she wants to move to New York City. Authorities are advising citizens to stay indoors.
can not be translated: "У трейдера в аэропорту таможенник спрашивает:
Откуда прибыли? Одни убытки."
New Rule: Stop asking if the new royal baby is more like William or more like Kate. He's more like Uncle Harry - naked and unable to stand.
The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care Act will cost them thousands extra a year in premiums. Wait a minute. It's their bill. If it's too expensive, why did they name it the Affordable Care Act?
Happy birthday to President Obama! He will be 52 years old on Sunday. I bet he can't wait for Michelle to wheel out that tofu cake with the broccoli icing.