"Airport security asked "what's the purpose of your visit?" So I said "to terrorise the ladies!" & we laughed & laughed & I'm deported."
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"Last night I answered the door and there was a kid lying on the porch. He was playing dead. I said: "What are you supposed to be?" He said: "the economy."
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"Don't forget to turn your clocks back on Sunday and if you are voting for Romney you should turn them back 60 years."
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"Economists say rebuilding after Hurricane Sandy will give the ailing construction industry a huge boost. In fact, the storm has already created more jobs than President Obama."
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"If I died and went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."