Traders joking, the beginning - page 129

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Just noticed Wall street soldoff again as soon as they got back!

not sure its a joke but the reality of the NYSE traders

seems Wall street just could nt break there old habit

funny how the markets have been drifting up nicely without them, and as soon as they get back

its back to the old routine

the markets in general have strangely seemed much nicer without the NYSE,

anyone would think there's never been a natural disaster before, so all eyes and the media on NY and wall street re-opening

abit of wind and rain never hurt anyone, well not most folks - and candle light dinners and beans cooked on camping stove might be a nice break from microwave meals

roll on the election.... and fake ballots

 

"Mitt Romney never thought he’d be fact-checked by his real friends — corporations."

 

"The stock market was closed for two days, yesterday and today. You know what that means? Although our lives were in danger, at least for two days our money was safe."

 

rain ...

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rain ...

nice pics i like it realy

 

This could even be a "basic trading rule" :

Everyone makes mistakes. It's how you recover from them that matters.
 

Funny cat video

How to disable cat, lol: Funny trick with cat - YouTube

 

someone please TRANSLATE for us == I can only hear the word "W H A T"

got your joke about skirt, maybe a little reserve about revelation

 

Meet the Most Indebted Man in the World

He can earn million-dollar gains without anybody knowing. He can execute make-believe trades by sending fake emails from hacked computers. He doesn't always lose money. But when he does, he loses more than $6 billion. He is ... the most indebted man in the world.

Meet the Most Indebted Man in the World - Matthew O'Brien - The Atlantic

 

two men sitting in a bar

1st man says to the 2nd man "were nt the NFP results better than expected today and by quite alot"

2nd man says "yes they were, and i'm fairly sure the market goes up on good news"

sorry there is no punch line..

i must of missed something? next time the NFP results are better than expected

im going to go short and bet the farm

(only joking - i don't normally trade NFP for the above reasons)

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