Traders joking, the beginning - page 608

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The world's most popular type of banana is now facing extinction due to a fungus in Panama. Yep. We're facing a banana shortage, so I guess that means people are really just happy to see you.

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There's a new dating site that's specifically for people who love Disney movies called "Mouse Mingle." Guys who join the site say they love it, while cops say their job has never been easier.

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Security experts say the new interactive Barbie doll could be vulnerable to hackers. Even worse, they say Barbie’s Dream House can be easily converted into Barbie’s Meth Lab.

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Christmas is right around the corner which means any day now, Donald Trump should be tweeting out an insult to Santa. “He's fat and old and he uses illegal laborers.”

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After CNN said they would not pay Donald Trump the $5 million he wanted to appear at the next debate, Trump said he would appear for free. And then he went back to saying what an amazing negotiator he is. “I'll do it for $5 million - No? Zero? Okay. Free is my final offer.”