Traders joking, the beginning - page 64

Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed

Gossip -A person who will never tell a lie if the

truth will do more damage

Chickens - The only creatures you eat before they

are born and after they are dead

What this joke has to do with Forex?

All jokes has to be related to Forex and trading?

Sorry, didn't know this.

Trader is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

not for this this joke thread ... but it is really good

Chicago-You Are On My Mind - LIVE! Jimmy Pankow

The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

P.S Bongo, I know it is not about forex, but it's very funny and today is a Holiday!!!

Maybe after a bad day at Forex can take out frustrations another way!

YouTube - edbassmaster's Channel

is the forex getting more simple (don't need calculus to do the movement and direction within a bar) -- maybe because I don't bet that much

here is a song for the trading floor

YouTube - A*Teens - Floorfiller / Lyrics /

you can find a better disco version there too

Is it possible to add some ajax into this phpBB forum

e.g. -- http://www.netzgesta.de/mapper/ there are some other very cool projects there

The owl and the pussycat!

YouTube - Cat and owl playing