Traders joking, the beginning - page 638

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In a new interview, Donald Trump's wife, Melania, said that she speaks English, Italian, French, and German. Which is good 'cause if she ever becomes first lady she'll need to apologize for her husband in at least those four languages .

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Here's a new fashion trend that might make its way to the red carpet on Sunday. They're called furry nails. They're exactly what they sound like, nails with fur — like finger Uggs.

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Police in Cincinnati are looking for a bald man who has been stealing Rogaine from drug stores. The suspect is being described as "armed and suddenly dating again."

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A company in Boston built a 5 foot 9 robot that can open doors, and can actually get back up if it's punched. They didn't MEAN to test whether it can get up after being punched, but well, it's Boston.

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President Obama said that his very first job was scooping ice cream. After hearing this, Chris Christie said, "I thought he looked familiar."

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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas spoke during oral arguments yesterday for the first time in over 10 years. I guess his exact words were, “Damn, that was some good weed.”

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