Traders joking, the beginning - page 536

[seekers]

Hillary Clinton announced that she will officially kick off her presidential campaign on June 13 in New York City. The good news is it's free to get in. Which sounds great until you find out it's $100,000 to get out.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

According to an email from his staff, Donald Trump is set to announce on June 16 whether he will run for president. Seriously? At this point, Donald Trump announcing whether he’s running for president is like soccer’s World Cup — it happens every four years and no one in America cares.

[larisdanko]

Director of the company decided to give a prize of £ 50 for the best idea to save money on the organization of the credit crisis .

The award was a young fellow who proposed to reduce the size of the prize money of up to 10 pounds.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

According to a new poll, the number of Americans who trust Hillary is dropping. Specifically into a hole that Hillary covered with leaves.

[tim079]

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[Ari Goldman]

I had no idea a trading forum can be fun. Good good!

[Hodor]

"Bill Clinton said that President Obama inherited a deeply damaged economy. And if he's re-elected he'll inherit an even more deeply damaged economy."

[seekers]

Millions of noisy and rare cicadas have emerged from the ground in central Kansas after spending 17 years underground. Said one cicada, "Bush versus Clinton, oh crap, you guys, we haven't slept at all. We came out too early."