Traders joking, the beginning - page 490

[seekers]

Once again it's Fashion Week here in New York City. The top models of the day are very, very skinny. I did the math on this — it takes about a dozen models to actually create a shadow.

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[William Snyder]

Brian Williams also fought in the Civil War, he was under heavy fire!

[seekers]

The pot surplus is so bad in Washington right now that the governor is saying they may have to deploy Willie Nelson to the area.

[seekers]

It's Valentine's Day this weekend. Valentine's Day is named for St. Valentine, and Groundhog Day is named for St. Groundhog.

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[seekers]

The Waffle House is running a special candlelight Valentine's Day dinner. Plastic menus with pictures of waffles, sticky table tops — I mean, that's amore.

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[seekers]

Charles Manson has officially broken off his engagement to his 27-year-old fiancee. When asked why, Manson said, "Her mother was a total psycho."

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