Traders joking, the beginning - page 494

 
A theater in Colorado accidentally played “Fifty Shades of Grey” instead of “The SpongeBob Movie” to a theater filled with children. Which explains its new name: SpongeBob NoPants.
 

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The Academy Awards is an annual event that swallows all time and matter.
 

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All I could think of all day yesterday while watching all of the Oscar-related shows was how much I miss football.
 

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The country continues to deal with brutal weather. A group of teenagers in Colorado surprised their neighbors by shoveling 50 driveways and walkways for free. They didn't mean to. They were just too stoned to remember which house was theirs.
 

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Alaska today officially legalized marijuana for recreational use. I think they did this years ago. That's how the Palin kids ended up with those names, right?
 

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