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A tell-all book by David Axelrod, one of President Obama's former strategists, reveals that Obama chose Joe Biden as his VP because of his energy and enthusiasm. You know, the qualities you look for in someone whose main job is traveling to state funerals.
 
According to a recent survey, 12 percent of Americans say that it's fine to cheat a little on your taxes. While the other 88 percent know not to talk to a guy with a clipboard asking them if they cheat on their taxes.
 

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New York City has gone 12 days without a murder. Why have we had no murders in 12 days? The only thing I can think of is the ground is too frozen to dig shallow graves.
 
New research shows that alcohol may actually help elderly women live longer. Of course, that research is based entirely on Betty White at last night's "Saturday Night Live" after-party.
 

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A recent poll shows that New Jersey residents feel Hillary Clinton has the "right look" to be president, while Chris Christie does not. Then today, Christie was spotted at JCPenney, trying on pantsuits.
 

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