Traders joking, the beginning - page 428

[seekers]

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo won the Democratic primary after a close race against an opponent named Zephyr Teachout. I know what you're thinking: Is Zypher Teachout a man or a woman? And the answer is . . . probably.

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It’s been discovered that a healthy 24-year-old woman in China has lived her whole life without a major part of her brain. Scientists are calling her “the lost Kardashian.”

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[seekers]

Ben & Jerry's has introduced what they're calling a marijuana-friendly ice cream. They're calling it "ice cream."

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[Peeter Woolf]

Q: What’s the easiest way to make a small fortune with binary options?

A: Start with a large fortune.

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[seekers]

They're now selling parking places in New York. You can buy a premium parking place for $1 million. When President Obama heard that, he said, "Hey, wait a minute. I'll give you $2 million if you will take the place I'm in."