Traders joking, the beginning - page 426

[seekers]

To left and right wing our politicians are divided according to which hand they tend to grab.

[tim079]

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[pavaka]

could be nothing...could be nothing funny... missing NIH scientist found dead

[Peeter Woolf]

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

[seekers]

According to the Centers for Disease Control, the largest single transmission of deadly germs is a handshake. You're lucky, because the most popular form of greeting here in New York is the middle finger.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

The White House has decided not to send President Obama to campaign in battleground states because his low approval ratings could hurt Democrats. They’re only sending him where he can’t do any damage — or as that’s also known, “The Biden Circuit.”

[tim079]

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[seekers]

I like that Forbes magazine is deciding which city is the coolest. That's like Good Housekeeping naming the snowboarder of the year.

[tim079]

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