Traders joking, the beginning - page 419

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Rob Ford is running for mayor in Toronto, and some people think he’s still on drugs. So yesterday one of the candidates facing Ford challenged him to take a drug test before the election. Then Ford said, “Sweet! I love testing out drugs! Let’s go!"

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Summer is nearly over and it's back-to-school time. If you can, send your kids to college so they get a degree and at least then they will know what kind of work they're out of.

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Hulk Hogan and David Hasselhoff are going to be starring in a new movie together. The film's expected to be released in June . . . of 1985.

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Yesterday was Bill Clinton's birthday. Hillary yelled surprise, and out of habit, Bill yelled, "I can explain."

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