President Kennedy said let's put a man on the moon, and by God, 10 years later we put a man on the moon. Yesterday was the 45th anniversary. Nowadays a big deal for us is we combined the croissant and the doughnut to get a cronut.
Clinton's wish for world peace
Clinton is on the beach at Martha's Vinyard and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When the Prez opens it a very wan Genie snakes out.
Genie: Hi Bill. I'm a very weak genie, so I can only grant you one wish--it had better be easy if you want me to do it.
Clinton: I pray for world peace. Give me that.
Genie: That's a little hard, give me something easier.
Clinton: Make Hillary into the most beautiful woman in the world?
Genie: World peace it is.
HAMAs just shot an Israeli airplane and took pilot hostage!!! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=710883432321894&set=vb.119605611449682&type=2&theater
Top George Bush Slogans
I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.
Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.
New penal plan: I won't use mine!
Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers
Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"